queefilicious:

What if I told you
You read the first line wrong
And then you reread first the line
But there wasn’t anything wrong
But there was with the third one

what is this, 2007??

(Source: susemoji, via best-text-posts)

"Thank God, that negative bitch is out of my life. i can finally breathe. she almost consumed my soul."


A. Abraham (via wordsnquotes)

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badcgijosh:

I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon

(via bastille)